Friday, November 30, 2007

What do I want to do when I have a headache?

Things I want to do when I have a headache

  • put a screwdriver through my eye
  • lay in bed crying
  • ice pack on the forehead or back of upper neck
  • take a dozen or so pain pills
  • peel my face off with my fingernails or maybe a putty knife
  • put on, “head on, applied directly to the forehead. Head on, applied directly to the forehead. Head on, applied directly to the forehead…”
  • get a hug from somebody that’s empathetic to my pain (you know, not one of those people that just says, “that’s life”.)
  • watch Grey’s Anatomy
  • put some pressure over my eyes

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