Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Here are some more reasons...

why being lonely is sometimes super cool!
(added by my cousin Jimmy V)

  • It's bad enough you have to put up with your own relatives, you don't need a whole new set.
  • Uncontrollable sobbing is good for the tear ducts.
  • Bicycles built for two are just plain silly looking.
  • It's fun to hear dating advise from your friends. (Who end up broken up or divorced a month later anyway.)
  • You can openly ogle members of the opposite sex. (Or same, the choice is yours!)
  • Imaginary girl friends are cool. Mine's from Canada. (Bonus for knowing that reference)
  • Being sexually frustrated adds years to your life.
  • You can finally live with hundreds of cats and nobody thinks your a weirdo. (To your face anyway.)

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