(added by my cousin Jimmy V)
- It's bad enough you have to put up with your own relatives, you don't need a whole new set.
- Uncontrollable sobbing is good for the tear ducts.
- Bicycles built for two are just plain silly looking.
- It's fun to hear dating advise from your friends. (Who end up broken up or divorced a month later anyway.)
- You can openly ogle members of the opposite sex. (Or same, the choice is yours!)
- Imaginary girl friends are cool. Mine's from Canada. (Bonus for knowing that reference)
- Being sexually frustrated adds years to your life.
- You can finally live with hundreds of cats and nobody thinks your a weirdo. (To your face anyway.)